Sure! Here are 10 fresh and funny Minion-style jokes for you:
1.
“Me on Monday: I quit.
Also me: …for bananas? Okay, I stay.”
2.
“Gym? I thought you said… banana dim sum.”
3.
“Gru: Don’t touch anything!
Me: touches everything… while eating bananas.”
4.
“Mirror, mirror on the wall…
Who’s the most yellow of them all? BANANA!”
5.
“I don’t snore.
I just dream I’m a chainsaw eating bananas.”
6.
“Teacher: Where’s your homework?
Me: I gave it to the bananas to guard it. They… ate it.”
7.
“Some call it chaos.
I call it… a perfectly normal Tuesday.”
8.
“If life closes a door…
I open a banana.”
9.
“Boss: You’re late!
Me: Yes. But I brought bananas.
Boss: …You’re promoted.”
10.
“They say money can’t buy happiness.
But it can buy bananas. Same thing.”
