Sure! Here are 10 fresh and funny Minion-style jokes for you:

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1.
“Me on Monday: I quit.
Also me: …for bananas? Okay, I stay.”

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2.
“Gym? I thought you said… banana dim sum.”

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3.
“Gru: Don’t touch anything!
Me: touches everything… while eating bananas.”

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4.
“Mirror, mirror on the wall…
Who’s the most yellow of them all? BANANA!”

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5.
“I don’t snore.
I just dream I’m a chainsaw eating bananas.”

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6.
“Teacher: Where’s your homework?
Me: I gave it to the bananas to guard it. They… ate it.”

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7.
“Some call it chaos.
I call it… a perfectly normal Tuesday.”

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8.
“If life closes a door…
I open a banana.”

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9.
“Boss: You’re late!
Me: Yes. But I brought bananas.
Boss: …You’re promoted.”

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10.
“They say money can’t buy happiness.
But it can buy bananas. Same thing.”

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